FEB 4, 2025 JLM 49ยฐF 11:07 PM 04:07 PM EST
Israelis laughing at Nasrallah's threat

Israeli journalist, Haviv Rettig Gur, reported on Hezbollah leader Nasrallah's X account tweet in Hebrew: "Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow, maybe in a week." Gur then posted several of the hundreds of Israeli responses he received.

Gur: "Hundreds of Israelis respond in ways I can only describe as extremely Israeli"

"Me starting a diet."

"The cable guy's text message."

"When you ship your missiles by Israel Post."

"My wife when I ask for sex."

"Me about to study for an exam."

"His plan is to bore us to death, and it's working."

Going to war with Israelis is a bit like going to a movie with your dad. It's hard to lose yourself in the dramatic tension once the "dad jokes" begin.

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Troy Allison 23:14 10.08.2024
Nasrallah is late for his meeting with 'allah' and his 70 demonic virgins. Help him along, Israel. He's long overdue a 'one on one with some Israeli Hellfire. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Vicky Cohn 22:57 10.08.2024
Israel needs to kill Nasrallah and Khamenei!!!
byron scherer 19:48 10.08.2024
Nasty is a loud mouth who is in hiding because he's so brave? No he is a weak scared pimple on a pigs rearend
Dalya Horowitz 13:56 10.08.2024
So Israeli - great sense of humor. Kol HaKavod that you can laugh at these idiots
[Anonymous] 13:51 10.08.2024
Best defence is attack. GO ISRAEL AND KNOW THE WORLDS CHRISTIANS LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
[Anonymous] 13:51 10.08.2024
I think Israelโ€™s been working on destroying said infrastructure!
[Anonymous] 13:47 10.08.2024
You donโ€™t know what Nasrallah is really thinking or who is helping him!! A mercurial man he can keep Israel in the dark!! No more surprises!! I feel Israel take out the infrastructure in Lebanon
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